Big shock, it’s Monday again. I’m trying my best to get rid of it, but the time machine is bugging me. I still can’t seem to get it to move backwards – it just moves forward at normal speed. But – don’t worry – I have a new plan that involves lightning and the local clock tower. While I prepare everything for my experiment, at least we have 37 hilarious fails from last week to tide us over:
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1. I guess it’s nice to have a keepsake, right?
2. At least the person in the toilet can’t see anyone.
3. You have to give them time to work.
4. Toasters don’t need software, and I’ll die on this hill.
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5. It’s the millennium again!
6. Sir, you must check yourself before I destroy myself.
7.
8. “Claire, that’s French.”
9. Just walk into the bathroom and dump this mess down the sink.
10. He wants royalties for the use of his image.
11. It’s either this or the Krusty Krab.
12. I think that’s right. Michigan and Wisconsin.
13. At what point is an appetizer just a meal?
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14. Sorry to say…I’m not sure they’re wrong.
15. Seems innocent to me.
16. Can that wait at least until we stop at the traffic light?
17. Is that a mold baking dish?
18. Hurry up before we run out of stock.
19. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
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20. Widget animal search fee: 200 USD.
21. That…that won’t get you hired.
22. This could be medical malpractice or an explicit endorsement of your skin care routine.
23. If the original author feels embarrassed, at least I know some books that can help with that…
24. There’s no way to know.
25. I really think I will grow from this.
26. Pinterest has finally had enough.
27. Close enough.
28. Very good, thank you.
29. Have you ever talked to a woman before?
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30. Is it time for a new stick?
31. That’s a lot of things.
32. It’s time for a financial advisor.
33. Who are we really?
34. This seems safe.
35. Nothing can wake you up faster than that.
36. Does Jeff know he’s in your bio?
37. And finally…save it, man.
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